Pizza Dog may seem like he very sad, but he just insecure. He pouty, but he needs love. Please pet him and love him and be nice to him. He listens to vaporwave and it makes him sad, but maybe suggest some songs, he might like that! Tell him how nice and appreciated he is and how you'd be very sad if he wasn't happy. He needs it, the beautiful thing.
As for eating, he might let you eat him a bit, but please don't. He's only letting you because he feels so bad but he breaks my heart so and I want him to be whole. Treat him good.
Musical Preferences: Vaporwave, Porter Robinson, pretty EDM